I was "cleaning up my email" the other day by going through and deleting things I don't need, since one time I overloaded my email capacity and my computer refused to function. The computer guys weren't too happy.... ANYway, I accidentally clicked on one of the emails from Michael, and it was so entertaining, I was crying from trying not to laugh too loud in my cube. Here is an example of a typical business discussion (I tried to pick an email that wasnt too incriminating)I got a forward from a co-worker about "Adult Riddles" and at the end it said "OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody!"Me: awkward email from my coworker
Michael: Why would I be groaning after reading this. I think I will send this to your company and tell them I got this message by mistake.Me: HAHHAAH you are the worst!
Michael: Poppa loved momma, momma loved meeeeen. Momma’s in the graveyard, papa’s in the pen.Me: i like the Debbie downer grave... i told you i was sick
Michael: BAHAHAhaha. That was Debbie. On my grave will you put like “ You know people are 3 times more likely to contract a deadly virus from a graveyard” waaaahhhh waaaahhhhh
Me: hhhahahahah thats a good one
Michael: You can be buried next to me and have yours say “he’s serious I was visiting his grave when I became deathly ill”Me: you have lost it
Michael: Hahahahahaha. Fine don’t be buried to me. When I die I’ll just have mine say “You’re next Katherine”. Hold on how come I keep dying in every scenario before you?
Me: hahah i dont know im kind of creeped out, is this a cry for help?
Michael: Yeah, am I doing it right?
Me: i think you need a webcam, not sure
Michael: And you can all watch me from afarMe: why do you send emails at 7am? you must have not had a michael johnson special thursday night
Michael: No, and I am going to quit drinking liquor for a while so other people can have fun on Friday’s besides me. And I am going to end it all.Me: awkward. please dont end things. how is the townhome coming along?
Michael: Haha. It’s great. Do you think I will meet brianne before I die
Me: what??? whats going on with it?!?!? well if you were going to ob this weekend you would meet her...but what do you know, the forces of nature have kept you apart once again!
Michael: Ha ha I blacked out there. Its looking like im gonna get it it’s just everyone is not in a hurry. Tell brianne I said hey.